Dear Bee The Bright Blue Dodge [actually Plymouth] Neon, affectionately referred to as "The Hive."
Please get well soon. This song is for you, becase it's about a car, and you're a car and I sang while in you all the time.
I will get you a card in the form of a fixed head gasket, and some balloons in the form of me cleaning you out when you come ( Read more... )

I will update the entire story. I promise.
But right now we all have to hold hands and pray to God or whomever that my car does not, in fact, need a new engine. Because if that's true, then I will not be attending school next semester (which means definitely no Temple for another 12 months or so). This has been decided after a long and surprisingly ( Read more... )